LONDON IS FULL OF FUCKING AWFUL NOISES, AND NOBODY IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING CITY CAN GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL. EVERYTHING IS SHIT, AND KING LLUDD SETS OUT TO FIX THIS STUPID BULLSHIT SO HE CAN GO TO BED.
HE GOES TO ASK HIS BROTHER LLEFELYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, BECAUSE LLEFELYS IS A CRAZY-ASS…
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.