November 2011
21 posts
Giles: "Well, I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear."
Miss Calendar: "That's not where I dangle it."
Giles: "..."
“Darla the Vampire: Lives 400 years, through the entire development of the...”
How's snakin'?
Bill the Snake: "Hey, Steve."
Steve the Snake: "Hey, Bill. How's it snakin'?"
Bill the Snake: "Good, good. I didn't think you'd make it out to the raping tonight."
Steve the Snake: "Well, I didn't think I was gonna, but my wife ended up with a cold so we didn't end up needing a sitter."
Bill the Snake: "Well, I'm glad to see you."
Steve the Snake: "Man, Charley's really going after that vagina."
Bill the Snake: "Well, he's a single snake, after all."
Steve the Snake: "You said it! Man, the wife doesn't mind me biting a few ladies, but if I came home with vaginal lubricant on my tongue, she'd choke me to death."
Bill the Snake: "Hey, you've got it easy. I can't even bite their tits anymore or my old lady gets jealous."
Steve the Snake: "..."
Bill the Snake: "..."
Steve the Snake: "...this shit used to be a lot more fun."
“God is for fleshy ones. I am robot.”
“Today in Sunnydale: Buffy wears an atrocious tie-die, Giles gets all fatherly,...”
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“I will not overthink things. Repeat: I will not overthink things.”
“Just how camp can “Buffy” be?”
“What I should have said: ‘I dare you to kiss me.’
Drats.”
“I’m looking forwarding to reading about the slutty Acropolis getting her pillars...”
– Who in their right mind would say such a twisted thing?
“now look what you’ve gone and made me do…”
